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quips
Friday, April 16, 2010
25 of the funniest Jeremy Clarkson quips in the world.
check them out.>> http://jalopnik.com/5517986/25-of-the-funniest-jeremy-clarkson-quips-in-the-world/gallery/
they're funny.lol
Fraud
Friday, October 2, 2009
LOL! i remembered posting about Singapore beauty queen sometime ago and today, i found this in the news.>>
Report: Singapore beauty queen quits on fraud case
SINGAPORE – Singapore's Miss World contestant has resigned after her conviction earlier this year for credit card fraud was revealed, a newspaper in the city-state reported Wednesday.
The Straits Times said Ris Low, 19, resigned Tuesday and will not represent Singapore at the contest in South Africa in December.
Local media last week reported she was sentenced to two years probation for stealing credit cards and spending 8,000 Singapore dollars ($5,642) on lingerie, cell phones and meals at fancy restaurants.
The Straits Times said Low told the newspaper she has bipolar disorder, which led her to go on the spending sprees.
Low's replacement for Miss World has not yet been chosen, the newspaper said.
upgrade
Sunday, September 27, 2009
got this joke from the internet.>>>
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewelery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate Housewife
Reply:
Dear Desperate Housewife,
First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..
If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
engRisHHH....
Wednesday, September 9, 2009
090909... what do you think about this date? something refulgent is going to occur?
nah... it's just going to be another day like yesterdays except for its alluring numeric in the calender beguiling naive teens to make this day a memorial day in their boring lives.
i was suppose to be preparing my marketing presentation for tomorrow then i read kennysia's blog. There was a small extra section on top of his blog that i noticed. He's mentioning bout the Miss World Singapore 2009. Just to satisfy my boredom, i just click on the link and watched the video.
It really turned out to be different than i expected...
watch the video>>
it really tickles me listening to her advice on fashion.
it tickles me more reading the comment...>>
>Don't talk that way bout her like that folks.
She has a diproma in hellf signs... and hospitlaritee and trevor touvism. She also wears somethin like Booom when she's feelin naughty, like a piss of bigheeni.
hahahahaha. So don't bully her!
She has a diproma in hellf signs... and hospitlaritee and trevor touvism. She also wears somethin like Booom when she's feelin naughty, like a piss of bigheeni.
hahahahaha. So don't bully her!
Interviewer: What was people's reaction?
Riz: I rono. Cuz I dun really care .(Laugh like coughing). Iz about me.
Interviewer: Are you a big fan of South Africa and South African Influences.
Riz: Yezz. Ima huge fan of south afuker. I is luf safawee. I luf Lepet pwins. neo. zebwaar.
Riz: I rono. Cuz I dun really care .(Laugh like coughing). Iz about me.
Interviewer: Are you a big fan of South Africa and South African Influences.
Riz: Yezz. Ima huge fan of south afuker. I is luf safawee. I luf Lepet pwins. neo. zebwaar.
Interviewer: How do you wear it?
Lis: You can rape reped pwirns wif duck grinss. is orait. You know newtrie colors and uhm.... kaki, kai grins. can pull it off with leped pwirns and zebwar pwirns.
Lis: You can rape reped pwirns wif duck grinss. is orait. You know newtrie colors and uhm.... kaki, kai grins. can pull it off with leped pwirns and zebwar pwirns.
riSLOW....
gag
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
the conversation of 2 idiots on msn...>>
timothy217 says:
how i know she got keep o wad ah..
junana says:
i angry liao
junana says:
angry liao
timothy217 says:
i don hav her photo la.. long time no le
timothy217 says:
haha
junana says:
angry liao
junana says:
angry liao
timothy217 says:
then ask her delete lo
timothy217 says:
haha
junana says:
angry liao
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angry liao
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angry liao
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angry liao
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angry liao
timothy217 says:
ur picture also in her phone ah
junana says:
angry liao
timothy217 says:
much more i think
junana says:
angry liao
junana says:
not even 1 lo
junana says:
angry liao
timothy217 says:
mai gek gek
junana says:
angry liao
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angry liao
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angry liao
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angry laio
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angry liao
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angry liao
timothy217 says:
continue ba
junana says:
u watch out....
timothy217 says:
i see how long u can stand..
timothy217 says:
stand..
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stand..
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stand..
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stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..stand..
timothy217 says:
watch lo.. not my fault she got my pic..
junana says:
cb
timothy217 says:
i also forget when de
junana says:
i noe u type faster than me
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timothy217 says:
cb cb cb..
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mne
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timothy217 says:
go goverment ther complain lo
junana says:
me
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me
timothy217 says:
tell wong and robin them
junana says:
u dun jio me oh
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timothy217 says:
i will explain that u jealous
junana says:
oh
timothy217 says:
then i will ask them we together help u..
junana says:
u dun think of cumin back kch oh
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no le
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timothy217 says:
my class extend..
timothy217 says:
cb.
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till 16 july..
timothy217 says:
then still dono when finish
timothy217 says:
do,. my 4 july flight cancel le
timothy217 says:
==
junana says:
gud
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i dun wan c ur face
junana says:
i angry liao
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liao
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timothy217 says:
haha
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liao
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liao
timothy217 says:
lo..
junana says:
liao
timothy217 says:
i will tell robin and wong too
timothy217 says:
that u me cuz sharon got my photo which i don even when i give de..
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i think last year de la...
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i now wan write report la..
timothy217 says:
bo eng hiu u..
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ok u
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i oso dun wan hiu u
junana says:
break frenship liao
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liao
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liao
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liao
junana says:
break kau kau
timothy217 says:
u need tulang to break i give u chicken bone to break it
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junana says:
u kua soi me ha?
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v
junana says:
im damn fit now
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junana says:
i wan break oso break cow bone ar
timothy217 says:
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haha
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cow bone
junana says:
ya
timothy217 says:
i also can ah..
timothy217 says:
go eat cow mee
junana says:
dun tipu la
timothy217 says:
i can break the cow bone by chewing
junana says:
cow bone break u got la
timothy217 says:
stronger then u
timothy217 says:
talk to ur sharon la..
timothy217 says:
don bother me..
timothy217 says:
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timothy217 says:
*talk to ur sharon la.
timothy217 says:
*talk to ur sharon la.
*talk to ur sharon la.
*talk to ur sharon la.
*talk to ur sharon la.
timothy217 says:
*talk to ur sharon la.
timothy217 says:
*talk to ur sharon la.
timothy217 says:
*talk to ur sharon la.
timothy217 says:
*talk to ur sharon la.
timothy217 says:
*talk to ur sharon la.
timothy217 says:
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
timothy217 says:
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
timothy217 says:
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
timothy217 says:
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
timothy217 says:
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
junana says:
ccb
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ccb
timothy217 says:
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
timothy217 says:
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
timothy217 says:
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!
DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER ME.. DOING REPORT..!DON BOTHER
timothy217 says:
hehe
junana says:
*the above conversation was created by a bored human being living in kuching*
junana says:
*subsequently, the conversation was answered by another idiot who is now in kl*
timothy217 says:
haha
timothy217 says:
agree~~~
timothy217 says:
u sobored mie
junana says:
haha
timothy217 says:
so bored*
timothy217 says:
i know it
junana says:
*the idiot in kl still doesnt noe anythin*
gloat
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
took this video while washing the gospel van after the lundu trip...
skp remains skp...
(skp= seh kia pi)
breakdance
Monday, December 29, 2008
breakdance..
attempt 1...
attempt 2...
attempt 3...
no luck... so he tried a traditional dance instead...
10 signs you're drunk
Saturday, November 29, 2008
10.the gardener doesn't wake you up
9. you're walking on the railway with a cone on your head
8. you're using your hand as a pillow
7. you passed out standing up
6. foot on the bench, body on the floor
5. shorts, slippers, no shirt, champagne and a suitcase??
4. gotham city's superhero 'liap jua'
3. when the music stopped
2. when you can differentiate alcohol with other 'liquids'
1. you're gonna cause traffic congestion
