upgrade  

Sunday, September 27, 2009

got this joke from the internet.>>>


Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewelery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as Formula One 5.0, NBA 3.0 and World Cup 2.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate Housewife

Reply:

Dear Desperate Housewife,

First keep in mind:
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Try entering the command C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0 ..

If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Tasty Food 3.0 and Tongkat Ali 6.9.

Good Luck,
IT Support

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nostalgia  

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

the date on the calender had an alluring numeric. 090909 to be exact. As a lonesome guy all these while, i didn't put much high hopes like what other naive teenagers would do if they sees something odd. But who knew, i was contacted by an old primary school classmate to meet up for a karaoke session with come of the other classmates as well in-conjunction with her birthday as well. So without further hesitation i accepted the offer.


It'll be at the Red colosseum.

As i entred the room, this weird nostalgic feeling just struck me. Indeed its glad to see them after a decade(11 years to be exact). There's subtle smile inside me that i can hardly hinder. Their faces might vary a little but it still resembles the old-childish face i used to see during the primary school days.

















what's with mel's reaction? and why are my eyes closed? lol

and last but not least, a group pic>>

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engRisHHH....  

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

090909... what do you think about this date? something refulgent is going to occur?


nah... it's just going to be another day like yesterdays except for its alluring numeric in the calender beguiling naive teens to make this day a memorial day in their boring lives.

i was suppose to be preparing my marketing presentation for tomorrow then i read kennysia's blog. There was a small extra section on top of his blog that i noticed. He's mentioning bout the Miss World Singapore 2009. Just to satisfy my boredom, i just click on the link and watched the video.

It really turned out to be different than i expected...

watch the video>>



it really tickles me listening to her advice on fashion.
it tickles me more reading the comment...>>

>Don't talk that way bout her like that folks.
She has a diproma in hellf signs... and hospitlaritee and trevor touvism. She also wears somethin like Booom when she's feelin naughty, like a piss of bigheeni.
hahahahaha. So don't bully her!

Interviewer: What was people's reaction?
Riz: I rono. Cuz I dun really care .(Laugh like coughing). Iz about me.

Interviewer: Are you a big fan of South Africa and South African Influences.
Riz: Yezz. Ima huge fan of south afuker. I is luf safawee. I luf Lepet pwins. neo. zebwaar.

Interviewer: How do you wear it?
Lis: You can rape reped pwirns wif duck grinss. is orait. You know newtrie colors and uhm.... kaki, kai grins. can pull it off with leped pwirns and zebwar pwirns.

riSLOW....

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