writing it...: April 2010

gimmick

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Hulu Selangor by-election.

On the Blue corner... weighting less than one-third seats won... Barisan Nasional. (Boo~)

and on the red corner... weighting more-than-average... PKR!! *cheers*

An immense battle over the hulu selangor seat start a week ago which was left vacant due to the late minister who passed away 2 weeks ago after struggling with lung cancer for a period of time until he finally couldn't persevere the hazardous disease.

The government party, Barisan Nasional are desperately in need for this vacant seat to secure their sovereign power in the parliament (where a place they can all 'pakat' and corrupt together with other government ministers) and are seeking for any possible gimmicks to insinuate the public to vote for the government party.

Ok, now the news. First, the media filmed one guy wearing a PKR tee climbing up a billboard and used a sickle to tear down the Barisan Nasionals' billboard. Conspiracy #1 : was it a coincident that the media was there ready and filmed the PKR-guy climbing up the billboard and tearing it down? wow~ are the medias like paparazzi now? Conspiracy #2 : would a reasonable person wear the opposing party's tee so obviously and do this unlawful act?

answer: Barisan Nasional did them. (obviously)

Second news, a guy was killed and was informed that the guy was a Barisan Nasional supporter. The media even showed a sms that stated ' Mayat seorang penyokong BN ditemui dalam longkang'. No signs of physical injuries on the body. Conspiracy #3: how did they know he was a BN supporter? BN supporter so what?? he might have offended someone else which has nothing to do with the election-thingy.

well, obviously the government party is trying to insinuate those innocent residents of Hulu Selangor with whatever creative gimmick they had in mind.

Whatever the BN tries to do, we know what you're thinking. NO WAY WE'RE GIVING YOU A DAMN CHANCE!!!

Posted in 不十分.unbefriedigend, 社会大学.Gesellschaft Universität by junana | 0 comments

quips

Friday, April 16, 2010

25 of the funniest Jeremy Clarkson quips in the world.

check them out.>> http://jalopnik.com/5517986/25-of-the-funniest-jeremy-clarkson-quips-in-the-world/gallery/

they're funny.lol

Posted in ユーモア.Stimmung by junana | 0 comments

iPad

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Apple iPad. release to the public on the 5th of April. Basically it's a bigger iPhone. How did Steve Jobs get this idea? According to my conspiracy theory, it's an e-book + iPhone. majority of the american schoolers got themselves an e-book as an replacement for the conventional text book that we once used. The market for e-books are huge. So the intention is to monopolize the e-book market. it sold 300, 000 units on it's first day.

The iPad runs on HTML5 instead of flash. HTML5 is still new but it's much less complicated than flash. The problem is that there isn't any website that runs on HTML5 but just weeks before the launching, dozens of websites started HTML5 compatibility.

iPad is the future. Or is it? literally yes. practically no. Well, theoretically it's gonna replace the netbooks product line as the performance and capability are no much different. Netbooks will eventually die in 1 or 2 more years. The evolution of technology brings humans to a new trend of using a computer.

The major issue of the iPad is the keypad. It's much bigger than an iPhone so u can't only use ur thumbs. if the screen's viewing angle is straight to your face, your wrist are breaking at an awkward angle to type on the screen. If you flatten the surface like a keyboard, the screen-already reduced in practical display real estate - starts to be obscure by your hands. So how? external keyboard? that would be a hassle. If it were me, i'll install a laser projected virtual keyboard into the iPad.

iPad lacks a webcam. I want video calls.

Although it uses its new A4 processor which remains secretive from the public, it's just a single core ARM Cortex A8 processor which performs like POWERVR SGX535 GPU (cracked by Chipworks). The iPhone uses ARM Cortex A8 processor but at lower clock speed. The POWERVR SGX535 GPU is what's on the iPhone 3GS. It should have used ARM's dual-core 1.5Ghz to knock out all existing netbooks.